Browse Acting Monologues & Scenes

Project A

by Etan Cohen

Linda intentionally provokes John's anger and chauvinism in an ancient ruin to help him regain his 'edge' or masculine identity. John, initially confused and frustrated by her mixed signals, eventually snaps into a rude, aggressive persona that Linda celebrates as a breakthrough.

She's Out of My League

by Sean Anders, John Morris

In a moment of intimacy, Molly reveals her biggest physical insecurity to Kirk, hoping to level the playing field. However, Kirk has a breakdown when he realizes her 'flaw' is insignificant, leading to an explosive argument about his own deep-seated insecurities and his belief that he is unworthy of her.

Vincenzo

by Vincenzo Cerami, Roberto Benigni

Guido practices the art of waiting tables under the strict but philosophical guidance of his uncle. The scene balances the physical comedy of service techniques with a deeper lesson on dignity and the distinction between serving and being a servant.

The Apartment

by Billy Wilder, I.A.L. Diamond

A married executive tries to usher his mistress out of a borrowed apartment as quickly as possible while she playfully teases him about his infidelity. The scene highlights the transactional and cynical nature of their affair against the backdrop of corporate office politics.

3rd Rock From the Sun

by Joe Fisch

Sally experiences a crisis of confidence before a date, fearing she will embarrass herself and be rejected. Dick attempts to offer a bizarrely worded pep talk rooted in their shared alien identity, while Harry points out the hypocrisy in Dick's own romantic anxieties.

A.P. BIO

by Mike O'Brien

Jack attempts to impress his high school ex-girlfriend with a fabricated story of his success, only for her to confront him with the embarrassing truth of his downfall. The scene highlights Jack's desperate need for validation and his struggle to maintain his ego after losing his prestigious career.

Brooklyn Nine-nine

by Dan Goor, Michael Schur

Sergeant Terry Jeffords undergoes a psychological evaluation to determine if he is fit to return to active field duty. Despite his claims of being ready, his extreme anxiety about his family's safety and his obsession with death manifest in physical outbursts and morbid word associations.

The Santa Clarita Diet

by Victor Fresco

Joel and Abby seek medical advice from their teenage neighbor Eric after Sheila begins exhibiting strange symptoms. Eric attempts to diagnose Sheila's condition as a form of 'asymptomatic' undeath while struggling to maintain his composure around his crush, Abby. The scene establishes the high stakes of Sheila's lack of impulse control and the looming threat of her potential deterioration.

House of Lies

by Matthew Carnahan

Doug nervously attempts to woo his colleague Celia by leaving secret snacks on her desk, only to get caught in the act. As Celia vents about her cheating ex-boyfriend and praises her 'secret admirer,' Doug struggles to reveal his identity while maintaining his awkward charm.

Get Him to the Greek

by Nicholas Stoller

Aldous Snow has a moment of vulnerable clarity as he confesses his deep, albeit dysfunctional, love for his ex-girlfriend Jackie Q. He recounts a specific, wild memory that made him realize his feelings were real and expresses regret over his estrangement from their child.

Kick-Ass

by Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn

Dave breaks into Katie's bedroom in his superhero costume to reveal his secret identity and confess his feelings. After a chaotic and violent misunderstanding, he admits he has been lying about his sexuality and his life, leading to a moment of genuine vulnerability and romantic connection.

The Fifth Element

by Luc Besson

Korben Dallas endures a high-decibel verbal assault from his overbearing mother while trying to manage a disastrous morning. Amidst her insults, he discovers he has unexpectedly won a luxury vacation to Fhloston Paradise, though he is too overwhelmed by his recent job loss and bad luck to believe her.

Lethal Weapon 4

by CHANNING GIBSON

While pinned down by heavy gunfire, partners Riggs and Murtaugh argue over who should risk their life to draw fire. The stakes escalate when they both reveal life-changing secrets about their families, leading to a comedic yet emotional standoff in the heat of battle.

The School for Wives

by Molière

Arnolphe interrogates his young ward, Agnes, about a secret visitor she hosted while he was away. He becomes increasingly frantic and paranoid as the naive Agnes describes her innocent interactions with a young suitor, culminating in a comedic misunderstanding about what the young man 'took' from her.

Tartuffe

by Molière

Valère and Mariane engage in a stubborn and prideful argument after hearing that Mariane's father intends for her to marry the hypocrite Tartuffe. Their maid, Dorine, must intervene to stop their mutual posturing and force them to reconcile so they can plot to stop the wedding. The scene highlights the comedic absurdity of young love and the necessity of practical action over emotional drama.

Horrible Bosses

by Michael Markowitz, Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley

Julia, a sexually aggressive dentist, attempts to manipulate and harass her engaged dental assistant, Dale, while wearing only a lab coat. Dale tries to set professional boundaries while Julia uses blackmail and intimidation to coerce him into a sexual relationship before his wedding.

Central Intelligence

by Ike Barinholtz, David Stassen

Following a bar fight where Bob displayed unexpected combat skills, he reveals to his high school friend Kevin that he is actually a CIA operative. Bob expresses vulnerability about his past while Kevin is thrilled to discover his friend is essentially a real-life action hero.

Home Economics

by Michael Colton, John Aboud

After a heated family argument, Sarah attempts to storm out but realizes she left her keys inside her wealthy brother's house. Connor uses the awkward moment to attempt a reconciliation with his siblings, while Tom and Marina privately debate the humiliation of asking Connor for a loan.

Abbott Elementary

by Quinta Brunson

Janine and Gregory have a chaotic first meeting in the school hallway outside the bathroom. While Janine is dealing with a sick student, Gregory is struggling with a plumbing mishap and a student's bathroom accident, leading to a messy but humorous introduction.

Don't Trust the B- in Apartment 23

by Nahnatchka Khan

June returns home on her birthday to find her roommate Chloe having sex with June's fiancé, Steven, directly on top of her birthday cake. Chloe unapologetically reveals the betrayal while June realizes her life in New York is about to change drastically.

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

by Nahnatchka Khan

After Chloe admits to overcharging her new roommate for rent to buy a designer purse, June retaliates by selling all of Chloe's furniture. Instead of being angry, the sociopathic Chloe is impressed by June's newfound ruthlessness, marking a shift in their power dynamic.

Analyze This

by PETER TOLAN, HAROLD RAMIS, KENNETH LONERGAN

Ben, a mild-mannered psychiatrist, is forced to impersonate a high-ranking mob consigliere at a summit of dangerous crime bosses. To survive the interrogation of a hostile rival, Ben utilizes his therapeutic techniques to manipulate the room and deflect aggression, ultimately turning the other gangsters against their own leader's temper.

Annie Hall

by Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman

Alvy is summoned to Annie's apartment at three in the morning to deal with a spider in her bathroom. What begins as a neurotic argument over her lifestyle choices and his jealousy quickly shifts into a vulnerable moment where they confront their lingering feelings for one another.

Bad Boys

by Doug Richardson

Detectives Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett engage in a heated but brotherly argument while driving through Miami. Lowrey criticizes Burnett's cautious driving while Burnett questions Lowrey's 'rich kid' reputation and reckless lifestyle, highlighting the contrast between their personal lives and professional dedication.