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While on a rescue mission in Mexico, Jason tries to convince a skeptical Evan that their companion Gabby is interested in him. Jason provides a ridiculous, step-by-step seduction plan involving a bizarre physical move he calls the 'Windshield Wiper'.

Nardo calls his friend Jason in a state of total panic after being stranded naked at an abandoned gas station in Mexico. Jason tries to process the absurdity of the situation while inadvertently making Nardo more terrified with dark theories about drug cartels.

Vice President Selina Meyer and her staff panic in a car while attempting to manage a PR disaster involving an ableist slur. The scene highlights the team's cynical incompetence as they debate whether to let one scandal overshadow another while Selina struggles to deliver a sincere apology over the phone.

Dan relentlessly mocks Gary about his oversized bag and his role as the Vice President's personal aide. The tension escalates as Dan questions Gary's physical bravery and willingness to take a bullet, while Anna attempts to mediate the workplace bullying.

Newt and Jacob attempt to rescue Tina from a hideout, only for their captor, Kama, to collapse unexpectedly. The reunion is tense as Tina reveals Newt's interference has compromised her investigation into Credence's whereabouts.

Fry and Leela, disguised as robots on a robot-only planet, are stopped by massive guards who administer a psychological test to detect humans. The characters must navigate a series of absurd questions to prove their robotic nature and avoid execution.

Barbie is shocked to discover Ken has stowed away in her convertible as she attempts to leave Barbie Land for the Real World. Ken desperately pleads to join her, citing his 'professional' skills in Beach and his need to maintain his social standing among the other Kens.

Kyle interrupts Adam and Rachael to reveal photographic evidence of Rachael's infidelity. As Adam reels from the betrayal while battling cancer, Rachael attempts to justify her actions by citing the immense pressure of his illness, leading to a heated confrontation and her eventual expulsion from the apartment.

Barbie confronts the leadership of Mattel, only to realize that the company responsible for her existence is run entirely by men. She questions the corporate hierarchy while the executives awkwardly attempt to justify their positions.

Ken reveals his new patriarchal 'Mojo Dojo Casa House' to a horrified Barbie, showcasing how he has brainwashed the other Barbies into subservient roles. The scene highlights Ken's newfound sense of entitlement derived from his brief experience in the real world and his desire to transform Barbie Land into a male-dominated society.

Peter attempts to convince a disillusioned Wade Wilson to return to his superhero roots while they change in a locker room. Wade insists he is content with his mundane life in sales, despite the obvious lack of passion for his new career path.

Wade Wilson interviews for a position with the Avengers, desperately seeking a sense of purpose and a way to prove his worth to his girlfriend. Happy Hogan (referred to here as Harold Lloyd) challenges Wade's self-centered motivations, ultimately rejecting his application while encouraging him to find a more attainable place in the world.

Deadpool reveals the heroic circumstances of the original Logan's death to a skeptical and weary Wolverine. The conversation shifts from a rare moment of solemnity regarding sacrifice and legacy into Deadpool's trademark irreverent humor regarding his roommate.

Wade Wilson opens up to Logan about his failed aspirations and the loss of his relationship, seeking a connection through their shared status as outcasts. He expresses genuine admiration for the Wolverine legacy, only to be met with Logan's deep-seated self-loathing and regret.

Mr. Paradox recruits Wade Wilson into the Time Variance Authority, offering him a chance to leave his dying timeline and join the Sacred Timeline alongside legendary heroes. Wade reacts with his signature meta-humor and emotional vulnerability as he realizes he might finally become the hero he has always wanted to be.

Wade Wilson attempts to navigate his birthday party while engaging in sharp-tongued banter with his roommate, Blind Al. The scene highlights Wade's financial struggles and his deflection of serious concerns through dark humor and insults.

David attempts to gift Andy his extensive personal collection of adult films to help him loosen up, but Andy is visibly uncomfortable with the gesture. The interaction escalates into a public confrontation when David loudly accuses Andy of being the one trying to foist the pornography on him in front of their neighbors.

Michelle, a ruthless and polished CEO, attempts to record a corporate video about diversity but quickly loses her patience with the script. She masks her professional frustration with sharp, condescending wit, ultimately belittling her diversity consultant under the guise of 'progressive' humor.

Jack, a cynical bounty hunter, attempts to eat a meal in peace while transporting Jonathan, a sensitive accountant who has embezzled money from the mob. The scene highlights the friction between Jack's professional focus and Jonathan's relentless need for social connection and 'stimulating conversation.'

A exasperated, busy, slightly confused Dotty's monologue from "Noises Off" by Michael Frayn.

After overhearing his friends discuss Beatrice's secret love for him, the formerly cynical Benedick undergoes a sudden and comedic transformation. He rationalizes his previous disdain for marriage and resolves to return her affections, convincing himself that his change of heart is a noble necessity.

A sarcastic, confrontational, playful QUENTIN & HARPER's duologue from "The Best Man" by Malcolm D. Lee.

A tense, comedic, awkward, authoritative MICHAEL & DWIGHT & STANLEY & PAM & EMPLOYEE's group from "The Office: An American Workplace" by Greg Daniels Adapted from the original script by Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais. Genre: comedy-drama.

A comedic, lighthearted Nora & Lance's duologue from "BEWARE THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL!" by Matthew Byrd and Kathryn Funkhouser. Genre: comedy.