The Art of the Deal
from The French Dispatch
Written by Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, Hugo Guinness, Jason Schwartzman
In a prison cell, an incarcerated artist and an ambitious art dealer negotiate the purchase of a painting. The dealer, Cadazio, attempts to convince the reluctant Rosenthaler of his professional worth while navigating the awkward presence of the painting's subject, a prison guard named Simone.
CADAZIO: “Simone, Naked, Cell Block J. Hobby-room.” I wish to buy it.
ROSENTHALER: Why?
CADAZIO: Because I like it.
ROSENTHALER: It’s not for sale.
CADAZIO: Yes, it is. All artists sell all their work. It’s what makes you an artist. If you don’t plan to sell it, don’t paint it. The question is: what
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