John Cusack

Rob addresses the audience to rank his most painful breakups, attempting to diminish his current heartbreak by claiming Laura isn't significant enough to

Rob addresses the audience to rank his most painful romantic rejections while his current girlfriend, Laura, moves out. He attempts to shield himself from the pain of the current breakup by claiming Laura isn't significant enough to make his 'top five' list of all-time heartbreaks.

Rob and Laura argue over musical taste, leading to a vulnerable realization about Rob's lack of identity outside of his record collection.

A professional assassin discusses his existential dread and fear of his upcoming high school reunion with his reluctant therapist.

Rob reflects on his past failed relationships and expresses a desire for closure and emotional maturity through the lens of a Bruce Springsteen song.

Rob desperately tries to quantify the odds of a reconciliation while Laura attempts to pack her things and move out after their breakup.

Debi confronts Martin about why he stood her up at their high school prom ten years ago while he struggles to explain his sudden reappearance.