Noah Baumbach

5 scenes available · comedy, comedy, drama

monologues by Noah Baumbach groups by Noah Baumbach duologues by Noah Baumbach film scenes

Film

monologue

1-2 minutes

Barbie's Perfect Morning

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

A narrator describes the whimsical, logic-defying reality of Barbie Land as Barbie goes through her morning routine. The scene highlights the imaginative play of children where physical laws like gravity and functional plumbing are replaced by the joy of 'nothing' and 'magic'.

Authority Figure Sophisticated Matriarch+1

Film

group

3-5 minutes

You Failed Me!

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

Ken reveals his new patriarchal 'Mojo Dojo Casa House' to a horrified Barbie, showcasing how he has brainwashed the other Barbies into subservient roles. The scene highlights Ken's newfound sense of entitlement derived from his brief experience in the real world and his desire to transform Barbie Land into a male-dominated society.

Leading Man Leading Lady Comic Relief+2

Film

duologue

3-5 minutes

The Portal to the Real World

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

Stereotypical Barbie visits Weird Barbie to seek a cure for her sudden physical imperfections and existential dread. Weird Barbie explains the connection between the doll and her real-world player, eventually presenting a Matrix-style choice between remaining in a blissful ignorance or seeking the truth of the universe.

Leading Lady Character Actor Quirky+2

Film

group

1-2 minutes

Barbie Confronts Mattel's Patriarchy

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

Barbie confronts the leadership of Mattel, only to realize that the company responsible for her existence is run entirely by men. She questions the corporate hierarchy while the executives awkwardly attempt to justify their positions.

Leading Lady Authority Figure Business Executive+2

Film

duologue

1-2 minutes

Ken's Uninvited Adventure

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

Barbie is shocked to discover Ken has stowed away in her convertible as she attempts to leave Barbie Land for the Real World. Ken desperately pleads to join her, citing his 'professional' skills in Beach and his need to maintain his social standing among the other Kens.

Leading Lady Leading Man Romantic Lead+2

About Noah Baumbach

Browse 5 audition scenes and monologues written by Noah Baumbach, including scenes from Barbie. Baumbach's work on AuditionScenes spans comedy and comedy, drama and features monologues and groups and duologues drawn from film. These scenes are particularly suited for agent showcase, self tape, general practice. Each scene includes Director's Notes with performance guidance, character analysis, and a downloadable PDF.