Paul Wernick

Wolverine reaches his breaking point and delivers a brutal verbal takedown of Deadpool's character and failures. He weaponizes Deadpool's insecurities about his heroism and personal life to express his own deep-seated rage and exhaustion.

Peter attempts to convince a disillusioned Wade Wilson to return to his superhero roots while they change in a locker room. Wade insists he is content with his mundane life in sales, despite the obvious lack of passion for his new career path.

Deadpool reveals the heroic circumstances of the original Logan's death to a skeptical and weary Wolverine. The conversation shifts from a rare moment of solemnity regarding sacrifice and legacy into Deadpool's trademark irreverent humor regarding his roommate.

Ajax explains the brutal reality of the Workshop to Wade, revealing his own lack of sensation while promising a torturous transformation process.

After being pruned into the Void, Deadpool attempts to recruit a reluctant and hostile Wolverine to help save his timeline. The encounter quickly devolves into a violent, regenerative brawl as Deadpool mocks Wolverine's past failures, leading to a meta-commentary showdown amidst the ruins of the 20th Century Fox logo.

Wade Wilson interviews for a position with the Avengers, desperately seeking a sense of purpose and a way to prove his worth to his girlfriend. Happy Hogan (referred to here as Harold Lloyd) challenges Wade's self-centered motivations, ultimately rejecting his application while encouraging him to find a more attainable place in the world.

Wade Wilson opens up to Logan about his failed aspirations and the loss of his relationship, seeking a connection through their shared status as outcasts. He expresses genuine admiration for the Wolverine legacy, only to be met with Logan's deep-seated self-loathing and regret.

Wade Wilson meets Vanessa at a bar, where they bond over their shared history of childhood trauma and dark humor.

Mr. Paradox recruits Wade Wilson into the Time Variance Authority, offering him a chance to leave his dying timeline and join the Sacred Timeline alongside legendary heroes. Wade reacts with his signature meta-humor and emotional vulnerability as he realizes he might finally become the hero he has always wanted to be.

Wade Wilson attempts to navigate his birthday party while engaging in sharp-tongued banter with his roommate, Blind Al. The scene highlights Wade's financial struggles and his deflection of serious concerns through dark humor and insults.

Wade attempts to pack his belongings and leave to spare Vanessa from his terminal cancer diagnosis, but she refuses to let him give up the fight.

Wade nurses his wounds and his ego while bickering with his blind roommate over IKEA furniture and his failed mission to find Francis.

Wade reveals his disfigured face to Weasel, leading to a dark exchange about his appearance and his plan to hunt down Francis for a cure.