MADAME JOURDAIN
Ah, ah! Here's a new story! What's this, what's this, husband, this outfit you have on there? Don't you care what people think of you when you are got up like that? And do you want yourself laughed at everywhere?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
None but fools and dolts will laugh at me wife.
MADAME JOURDAIN
Truly, they haven't waited until now, your…