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    Andre Baptiste Calls Yuri the Lord of War

    from Lord of War

    Written by Andrew Niccol

    Lord of War

    2 min · 3 characters · Any gender · 25-35

    An arms dealer and a West African dictator negotiate the price of weapons, trading Kalashnikovs for blood diamonds while discussing their legacy.

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    BAPTISTE

    I can't pay your asking price, Yuri. We are not a rich people and the market is already flooded with your Kalashnikovs. In some places you can buy one for the price of a chicken.

    YURI

    You can't just look at the unit price. You forget the ancillary costs. End user certificates need to be forged and notarized, shell companies set up, insurance…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Written by Andrew Niccol, this scene from the contemporary drama Lord of War captures a tense transaction between an arms dealer and a West African dictator. While inspecting young troops outside a presidential mansion, the two men haggle over the price of assault rifles before settling on payment in blood diamonds. The conversation moves from a cold, pragmatic business negotiation into a chilling mutual acknowledgment of their complicity in global violence.

    Character Analysis

    Baptiste wields absolute authority with an unsettling, casual charm, using his dangerous surroundings to test anyone who attempts to do business with him. Yuri presents the polished, transactional veneer of a corporate executive, masking moral unease behind logistics, profit margins, and supply-chain rationalizations. The brief presence of the Lieutenant reinforces the unquestioned military obedience surrounding Baptiste, illustrating the immediate physical danger that underpins Yuri's sales pitch.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This scene offers actors a masterclass in subtext and high-stakes negotiation, demanding that performers treat horrific geopolitical realities as ordinary commerce. It is an exceptional vehicle for actors exploring anti-hero or villain archetypes who want to showcase restraint, psychological sharpness, and calm confidence without leaning into melodrama. Because the dialogue relies heavily on shifting leverage and unspoken tensions, casting directors can instantly evaluate a performer's ability to listen, process, and command space.

    Best Suited For

    The piece is ideally suited for actors playing ages twenty-five to thirty-five who want to target roles featuring intense, morally compromised operators, calculating executives, or magnetic antagonists. It functions exceptionally well for self-tapes, agent showcases, and paired scene-study classes that require a sharp, narrative arc within a tight two-minute timeframe.

    Performance Tips

    Resist the temptation to play either character with overt villainy, as both men view their lethal trade through the lens of pure pragmatism and survival. Focus carefully on physical status and territorial ownership, contrasting Baptiste's effortless dominance on his home ground with Yuri's calculated diplomacy. Pay close attention to the transitions where commerce turns into personal assessment, allowing the silent reactions to carry just as much weight as the dialogue.

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