BRUCE
Alfred, old friend, I could use your help right now.
ALFRED
Right here, sir.
BRUCE
It's good to see you.
ALFRED
What seems to be the problem?
BRUCE
Women.

Bruce Wayne consults a virtual simulation of Alfred to investigate his suspicious attraction to Pamela Isley and unmask Poison Ivy.
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BRUCE
Alfred, old friend, I could use your help right now.
ALFRED
Right here, sir.
BRUCE
It's good to see you.
ALFRED
What seems to be the problem?
BRUCE
Women.
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