MAVIS
I’m here because I’m still deeply in love with Buddy Slade and I want him back.
MATT
Awesome. Buddy Slade. I’m pretty sure Buddy’s married. With a kid on the way.
MAVIS
‘id’s ear. The kid’s here. She had the baby. I don’t care though. I have baggage, too.
MATT
Wait, are you not joking?

