CHIP
Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
NEEDY
Chip, it’s a rock show. This is my rock look.
CHIP
I can see, like, your womb.
CHIP
Why are you blowing me off for some dumb concert, anyway? We were supposed to have Movie Night. I even rented Orca. It’s like Jaws, except with a harmless whale.

