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    Colonel Faith Asks MacGruber to Come Back

    from MacGruber

    Written by Will Forte & John Solomon & Jorma Taccone

    MacGruber

    2 min · 3 characters · Any gender · 35-45

    Colonel Faith attempts to recruit a retired MacGruber for a nuclear mission by revealing his arch-nemesis, Dieter Von Cunth, is involved.

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    MACGRUBER

    My life is here now. Everything I care about is in these walls. I am a man of peace. This is my home. These are my people.

    FAITH

    Two days ago, a Russian convoy was transporting a high level asset and got jacked. Yesterday, reliable sources informed us that the asset made its way to US soil.

    MACGRUBER

    Sorry Colonel, that’s not my problem…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Written by Will Forte & John Solomon & Jorma Taccone, this scene parodies the quintessential action-movie recruitment trope. Colonel Faith and Lieutenant Piper track down the retired operative MacGruber at a secluded monastery, seeking his help to recover a hijacked nuclear warhead. Despite claiming to have embraced a life of non-violence and quiet contemplation, MacGruber's facade cracks when Faith reveals that his sworn arch-nemesis is behind the operation. The scene balances life-or-death military stakes with petty distractions and dramatic irony.

    Character Analysis

    MacGruber embodies the trope of the wounded action hero seeking spiritual peace, though his noble front is transparently thin and easily derailed by trivial concerns. Faith functions as the ultimate straight man, maintaining an air of gravitas, urgency, and military authority that contrasts sharply with the absurdity of the dialogue. Piper represents the dutiful subordinate officer who takes operational protocol seriously before being waved aside. Together, the trio creates a dynamic triangle where deadpan seriousness clashes directly with pompous posturing.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece is an exceptional vehicle for actors seeking to demonstrate comedic timing, rhythm, and the ability to play heightened parody with unyielding sincerity. The humor succeeds because the characters treat the ridiculous premise as a genuine life-or-death scenario, allowing performers to showcase deadpan precision and dramatic restraint. It provides a compact, energetic showcase for leading comedic performers as well as grounded character actors who excel at playing rigid authority figures.

    Best Suited For

    Clocking in at approximately two minutes, this group scene is well suited for self-tapes, agent showcases, and comedy scene-study practice. It offers distinct material for actors in the 35 to 45 age range, particularly those targeting military, action hero, authority figure, or satirical comedy roles. It also serves as an effective contrasting piece for performers looking to balance a dramatic showreel with high-concept parody.

    Performance Tips

    Avoid playing to the comedy or signaling the jokes to the audience, as the scene is only funny if every beat is treated with profound gravity. The actor playing MacGruber should commit fully to the illusion of his serene new lifestyle, making the sudden intrusions of irritation and vengeance jarring and spontaneous. Faith should drive the conversation forward with persistent, desperate urgency, never breaking character to acknowledge the absurdity. Precision in pauses, interruptions, and physical business will ensure the satirical beats land cleanly.

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