CONSTANCE
You want to tell me what's up.
DAVID
Nothing. Everything. Something profoundly stupid happened last night.
CONSTANCE
I hope you used a condom.
A beat
Jesus Christ, David. Was she one of yours?
DAVID
It was Berlin.
CONSTANCE
Oh, that's great, great. I can hear the grapevine now. They suspended her so Gale could dick her with a clear…

