WYBIE
Hoo! Let me guess, you're from Texas or Utah; someplace dried out and barren, right? I heard about water-witching before but it doesn't make sense; I mean, it's just an ordinary branch.
CORALINE
IT'S A DOWSING ROD!
WYBIE
Ow!
CORALINE
And I DON'T LIKE BEING STALKED, not by PSYCHO-NERDS OR THEIR CATS!
WYBIE
He's not really my cat; he's kinda feral…

