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    Cord Prolapse in the Paternoster Lift

    from This Is Going to Hurt

    Written by Adam Kay

    This Is Going to Hurt

    A frantic junior doctor attempts to manage a cord prolapse emergency while trapped in a moving paternoster lift with a terrified patient.

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    ADAM

    When I say so, we’re gonna jump out of the lift.

    ANDREA

    Are you a real doctor?

    ADAM

    Fair question.

    To camera

    Though strangely one you’ve asked me after you showed me your vagina.

    To Andrea

    Right there you go. Yes? Okay so let’s get ready. Ready? And... jump!

    ANDREA

    Arrrrgh!

    ADAM

    Don’t worry, don’t worry. The lift will go round and we’ll have…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Set inside a continuously moving paternoster lift, this contemporary comedy-drama scene thrusts a junior doctor into an escalating obstetric crisis. Trapped in a confined, mechanically unpredictable space with a terrified pregnant patient, Adam must quickly diagnose and manage a dangerous cord prolapse. The narrative seamlessly blends razor-sharp dark humor with relentless tension as the doctor attempts to stabilize a medical emergency while candidly breaking down the reality for the audience.

    Character Analysis

    Adam embodies the exhausted, highly capable junior doctor forced to maintain professional poise under chaotic circumstances. Outwardly, he strives to project reassuring composure and clinical competence to keep his patient from spiraling into panic. Inwardly, his rapid-fire fourth-wall breaks reveal a caustic wit, profound vulnerability, and legitimate fear about the life-or-death stakes of his profession.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This scene provides an extraordinary showcase for an actor's versatility, demanding immediate tonal shifts between earnest drama and deadpan comedy. It proves your ability to anchor high-stakes technical dialogue while maintaining an intimate, compelling relationship with the camera lens. Agents and casting directors can quickly assess your vocal pacing, emotional dexterity, and capacity to handle pressurized physical staging within a concise two-minute audition.

    Best Suited For

    This material is tailor-made for male actors aged twenty-five to thirty-five submitting self-tapes for television dramas, contemporary dramedies, and agent showcases. It perfectly suits performers targeting casting types such as the dedicated young professional, the cynical doctor, or the overwhelmed everyman. It also serves as fantastic material for general classroom practice, particularly for actors refining their direct-address technique.

    Performance Tips

    Establish distinct, razor-sharp eyelines to cleanly separate your communication with the patient, your mobile phone, and the audition camera. Ground the physical reality of the environment so the viewer feels the claustrophobia of the lift and the kinetic urgency of the medical crisis. Allow the humor to stem naturally from the jarring contrast between your soothing bedside manner and your frantic internal panic rather than playing for broad laughs.

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