BARRY
Okay dad. I’m out.
DAD
Whoa-whoa. Hey. Okay- high school. It’s huge- a chance- big chance- like a blooming flower-- new friends. Life. Know what I’m saying?
BARRY
No.
DAD
Just- don’t- don’t be yourself.
BARRY
Okay. Wait- don’t be myself?

A well-meaning but socially awkward father gives his son unconventional advice on his first day of high school. He encourages Barry to reinvent himself and hide his true personality to achieve popularity, leading to a humorous exchange about social status and shampoo commercials.
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BARRY
Okay dad. I’m out.
DAD
Whoa-whoa. Hey. Okay- high school. It’s huge- a chance- big chance- like a blooming flower-- new friends. Life. Know what I’m saying?
BARRY
No.
DAD
Just- don’t- don’t be yourself.
BARRY
Okay. Wait- don’t be myself?
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