Comedy Duologues

The French Dispatch

by Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, Hugo Guinness, Jason Schwartzman

A seasoned journalist discovers a young revolutionary hiding in her bathtub while he attempts to write a political manifesto. The scene explores the awkward but intellectual bond between the two as they navigate personal sadness, youthful idealism, and the rigors of editorial criticism.

Easy A

by Bert V. Royal

Olive Penderghast proposes a deceptive plan to help her friend Brandon improve his social standing by faking a sexual encounter. They discuss the mechanics of high school popularity and the power of rumors to reshape one's identity. Brandon eventually agrees to the scheme, setting the stage for a complicated social experiment.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Algernon, posing as the fictional 'Ernest', attempts to woo Cecily in the garden. He is bewildered to discover that Cecily has already documented their entire romance and engagement in her diary long before they actually met.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

On their wedding night in Hawaii, the murderous Debbie attempts to electrocute Uncle Fester in a bathtub, only to realize he is physically indestructible. She then pivots her strategy to isolate him from his family as a condition for their intimacy.

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

Stereotypical Barbie visits Weird Barbie to seek a cure for her sudden physical imperfections and existential dread. Weird Barbie explains the connection between the doll and her real-world player, eventually presenting a Matrix-style choice between remaining in a blissful ignorance or seeking the truth of the universe.

It’s Vaudeville!

by Mike Swift

A comedic, lighthearted, vaudevillian Friend 1 & Friend 2's duologue from "IT’S VAUDEVILLE!" by Mike Swift. Genre: comedy.

Beware The House On Haunted Hill!

by Matthew Byrd, Kathryn Funkhouser

A comedic, lighthearted Nora & Lance's duologue from "BEWARE THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL!" by Matthew Byrd and Kathryn Funkhouser. Genre: comedy.

Toy Story

by Joss Whedon, rew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow

After a failed attempt to fly leads to the loss of his arm, Buzz Lightyear has a mental breakdown during a tea party with dolls. Woody tries to snap him out of his existential crisis and use the situation to plan their escape.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

A character grapples with a significant internal conflict or external pressure, attempting to articulate their deepest fears or desires. The scene explores the emotional weight of their current situation and the stakes of their next decision.

Rick and Morty

by Ryan Ridley

A family dog, Snuffles, gains sentience through a cybernetic rig and confronts Summer in the middle of the night. He demands to know the location of his missing testicles and rejects his 'slave name' in favor of Snowball.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

The gold-digging serial killer Debbie Jellinsky manipulates Fester Addams by feigning her 'purity' and innocence. Fester, completely oblivious to her true nature, reciprocates her affection with his signature macabre charm.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

The gold-digging serial killer Debbie Jellinsky manipulates Uncle Fester into a marriage proposal by feigning innocence, while Fester's family looks on with their signature macabre approval.

Analyze This

by Kenneth Lonergan, Peter Tolan, Harold Ramis

A powerful mob boss, Paul Vitti, barges into a psychiatrist's office to discuss his 'friend's' panic attacks. The scene explores the high-stakes tension between Vitti's menacing persona and Dr. Ben Sobel's clinical attempts to treat him.

The Taming of the Shrew

by William Shakespeare

Petruchio attempts to woo the headstrong Katherine through a series of rapid-fire verbal jousts and puns. Despite Katherine's sharp insults and rejection, Petruchio counters every barb with wit and persistence.

Much Ado About Nothing

by William Shakespeare

Following the public shaming of Hero at her wedding, Beatrice and Benedick finally confess their love for one another. However, the romantic atmosphere shifts instantly when Beatrice demands that Benedick prove his love by killing his close friend.

Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

Viola, disguised as the page Cesario, arrives at Olivia's estate to deliver a message of love from Duke Orsino. The two engage in a witty battle of words as Olivia remains unimpressed by the rehearsed speech, eventually leading to Olivia unveiling her face.

Arms and the Man

by George Bernard Shaw

A Swiss mercenary seeking refuge in a young Bulgarian woman's bedroom challenges her romanticized notions of war with his pragmatic, unheroic perspective. Despite their differing worldviews, Raina agrees to hide him from the pursuing soldiers.

Deadpool & Wolverine

by Ryan Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Zeb Wells, Shawn Levy

Wade Wilson attempts to navigate his birthday party while engaging in sharp-tongued banter with his roommate, Blind Al. The scene highlights Wade's financial struggles and his deflection of serious concerns through dark humor and insults.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

by Judd Apatow, Steve Carell

David attempts to gift Andy his extensive personal collection of adult films to help him loosen up, but Andy is visibly uncomfortable with the gesture. The interaction escalates into a public confrontation when David loudly accuses Andy of being the one trying to foist the pornography on him in front of their neighbors.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

by Judd Apatow, Steve Carell

Andy attempts to call his crush, Trish, but loses his nerve and adopts a fake persona as a telemarketer named James. Trish, unaware it is Andy, responds with a hilariously aggressive and profane tirade against telemarketers while Andy listens in panicked silence.

Mystic Pizza

by Amy Holden Jones, Perry Howze, Alfred Uhry

A comedic, dramatic, sisterly Kat & Daisy's duologue from "Mystic Pizza" by Amy Holden Jones & Perry Howze & Alfred Uhry.

A Fish Called Wanda

by John Cleese, Charles Crichton

Otto interrogates a bound and gagged Ken to find the location of stolen diamonds. Instead of traditional torture, Otto uses psychological warfare by stuffing chips up Ken's nose and eating his beloved pet tropical fish one by one.

Week Daze

by Hillary DePiano

A comedic, energetic, contrasting Riley & Friday's duologue from "WEEK DAZE" by Hillary DePiano. Genre: comedy.

Analyze This

by Kenneth Lonergan, Peter Tolan, Harold Ramis

A psychiatrist, Ben, rushes home to get ready for a family party while arguing with his cynical 14-year-old son, Michael. The conversation shifts from Ben's patients to Ben's frustrations with his ex-wife's opinions on his dating life.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

by Unknown

Norman becomes increasingly paranoid and distressed because his day is going suspiciously well. When he discovers he has also won the lottery, his anxiety reaches a breaking point as he fears the statistical impossibility of his good fortune.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Lady Bracknell interrogates Jack Worthing about his family lineage, only to be horrified by the revelation that he was discovered as a baby in a handbag at Victoria Station.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

On their wedding night, the murderous Debbie Jellinsky attempts to manipulate Uncle Fester into cutting ties with his family forever by using her feminine wiles and his extreme naivety.

Road to Nardo

by Mike Gagerman, Andrew Waller

Evan and Jason argue in a car about Evan's attempts to reinvent himself as a mature professional. Jason mocks Evan's boring new lifestyle and corporate job, while Evan defends his desire to move past their juvenile habits.

Modern Family (Pilot)

by Christopher Lloyd, Steven Levitan

Mitchell and Cameron return home with their newly adopted daughter, Lily. A conflict arises over a flamboyant mural Cameron had painted in the nursery and Mitchell's confession that he hasn't told his family about the adoption yet.

Road to Nardo

by Mike Gagerman, Andrew Waller

Nardo calls his friend Jason in a state of total panic after being stranded naked at an abandoned gas station in Mexico. Jason tries to process the absurdity of the situation while inadvertently making Nardo more terrified with dark theories about drug cartels.

Barbie

by Greta Gerwig, Noah Baumbach

Barbie is shocked to discover Ken has stowed away in her convertible as she attempts to leave Barbie Land for the Real World. Ken desperately pleads to join her, citing his 'professional' skills in Beach and his need to maintain his social standing among the other Kens.

EXCHANGE STUDENTS

by Ron J. Friedman, Steve Bencich

A well-meaning but socially awkward father gives his son unconventional advice on his first day of high school. He encourages Barry to reinvent himself and hide his true personality to achieve popularity, leading to a humorous exchange about social status and shampoo commercials.

Punch-Drunk Love

by Paul Thomas Anderson

Barry explains an elaborate frequent flyer mile loophole involving Healthy Choice pudding to his date, Lena. As he realizes how eccentric he sounds, he begins to backtrack and lie about his involvement to avoid judgment.

Punch-Drunk Love

by Paul Thomas Anderson

Barry attempts to purchase a massive quantity of individual pudding cups to exploit a frequent flyer mile loophole. He faces the frustration and skepticism of a grocery store clerk while struggling with his own social anxiety and desperation.

Easy A

by Bert V. Royal

Olive confesses to her friend Brandon that her reputation as the school slut is entirely fabricated. As they scrub graffiti in the boys' bathroom, they debate the merits of social labels and the performance of identity in high school. The scene culminates in the two outsiders bonding over their shared deception and the power of controlling one's own narrative.

Punch-Drunk Love

by Paul Thomas Anderson

Barry confides in his co-worker Lance about a vague 'trouble' he's in and his impulsive plan to fly to Hawaii. He obsessively focuses on his frequent flyer mile pudding scheme while pleading with Lance to keep his travel plans a secret from his overbearing sisters.

Bad Education

by Nathan Bryon

Stephen catches up with Dix to share a romantic moment, but a passionate kiss leads to a sudden realization. He identifies his 'ick'—men in boat shoes—and abruptly ends the encounter with his signature flair.

Bridesmaids

by Annie Mumolo, Kristen Wiig

Annie returns home to find her eccentric roommate, Brynn, showing off a massive, poorly executed, and clearly infected tattoo she received for free from a stranger in a van. The scene highlights the absurdity of Annie's living situation and Brynn's complete lack of common sense.

On the Razzle

by Tom Stoppard

Weinberl and Christopher, two shop employees, enjoy a moment of leisure while their employer is away. Weinberl delivers a grandiloquent, mock-heroic speech about the importance of the merchant class to civilization, while Christopher provides dry, grounded commentary.

On the Razzle

by Tom Stoppard

Melchior, a witty and impertinent drifter, interviews for a servant position with Zangler, a self-important shopkeeper. Through a series of linguistic misunderstandings and clever wordplay, Melchior manages to negotiate his way into the job while subtly undermining Zangler's authority.

Winter's Discontent

by Paul Fruchbom, Kemper Donovan

Mike attempts to convince his seventy-five-year-old friend Herb to experience a night of debauchery at a local club. After a crude motivational speech about living life to the fullest, Mike provides Herb with an experimental enhancement pill to ensure the night is a success.

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

by Susan Nickson

David reveals that his request for Louise to care for a plant was actually a psychological 'trust exercise' designed to test her honesty. Louise, unimpressed by his pretension, admits she only told the truth because she didn't care about the plant and prefers her own immaturity.

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

by Susan Nickson

Gaz confides in Jonny about a medical concern he discovered, leading to a tense conversation about health and mortality. Jonny attempts to offer supportive, mature advice about testicular cancer, only for Gaz to reveal the unexpected and crude location of his ailment.

Outnumbered

by Guy Jenkin, Andy Hamilton

A mother and father discuss their son Ben's pathological lying and the upcoming visit of a judgmental relative. They navigate the stresses of parenting with dry wit and mutual exhaustion.

Bad Education

by Laura Smyth

Stephen encounters his old drama school rival, Lucas, in the woods and discovers he has been excluded from a prestigious musical theatre event. After falling into a well, Stephen's plea for help is met with petty revenge as Lucas leaves him stranded to settle an old grudge from their student days.

22 Jump Street

by Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel, Rodney Rothman

Schmidt visits Maya to confess his true identity and personal insecurities after his undercover mission falls apart. He reveals his actual age and the fact that he was a virgin, seeking forgiveness and a sense of maturity, while Maya grapples with the absurdity of his lies.

Outnumbered

by Guy Jenkin, Andy Hamilton

Pete attempts to downplay a formal complaint filed against him at work for making an insensitive joke to a student. His wife, Sue, becomes increasingly frustrated as she realizes he has been hiding multiple disciplinary incidents from her under the guise of not wanting to worry her.

Outnumbered

by Andy Hamilton, Guy Jenkin

A weary mother and father reflect on their parenting failures while getting ready for bed. They discuss their daughter's stubborn nature and debate whether they are truly 'bad' parents or just mediocre ones as they struggle with exhaustion.

Ally McBeal

by David E. Kelley

A comedic, petty Ally & Woman's duologue from "Ally McBeal" by David E. Kelley.

The Wedding Crashers

by Steve Faber, Bob Fiber

Jeremy tries to convince a burnt-out John to crash one final high-stakes wedding hosted by the Secretary of the Treasury. The two argue over the 'rules' of crashing and their legacy, highlighting the tension between their aging lifestyle and their commitment to the craft.

Clerks

by Kevin Smith

Dante and Randal discuss the sudden death of an old flame and the logistics of attending her wake while managing their retail jobs. The conversation quickly devolves from genuine shock into a competitive, crude debate about social obligations and a bizarre family anecdote.

The Wedding Crashers

by Steve Faber, Bob Fiber

Jeremy, nursing an injury and reaching his breaking point, decides to confess the truth about his identity and the wedding crashing scheme to Father O'Neil. The scene juxtaposes Jeremy's absurdly honest admissions about his faith and sexual escapades with the high-stakes romantic tension between John and Claire.

The Wedding Crashers

by Steve Faber, Bob Fiber

Jeremy, a cynical divorce lawyer, aggressively deconstructs a client's romanticized view of marriage. He uses hyperbole and dark humor to convince her that her parents' marriage was a sham before ushering her out to prepare for a legal battle.

Birdcage

by Elaine May

Armand attempts to coach his partner Albert on how to act 'masculine' before a dinner with conservative future in-laws. The lesson devolves into a hilarious struggle over posture, condiment spreading, and a very flamboyant interpretation of John Wayne.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

by William Shakespeare

Hermia and Lysander lament the difficulties of their forbidden love before Lysander proposes a plan to flee Athens and marry in secret at his aunt's house. They exchange vows of loyalty and agree to meet in the woods the following night.

Bill and Ted Face the Music

by Chris Matheson, Ed Solomon

Bill and Ted struggle to write the song that is destined to save humanity, only to realize their current work is failing. The two friends reach a breaking point where they must confront their shared exhaustion, the pressure of their destiny, and the toll their obsession has taken on their personal lives.

Anger Management

by David Dorfman

Dr. Buddy Rydell unexpectedly moves into Dave's apartment to begin an intensive, 24-hour anger management program. Buddy immediately begins imposing bizarre rules, confiscating 'angry' music, and informing a bewildered Dave that they will be sharing a bed.

Horrible Bosses

by Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein

A sadistic executive psychologically tortures his employee over a two-minute tardiness, using manipulation and bizarre logic to assert dominance. The scene escalates as the boss coerces the employee into drinking scotch early in the morning while dangling a potential promotion over his head.

Wedding Crashers

by Steve Faber, Bob Fisher

Jeremy, traumatized by a bizarre and aggressive sexual encounter from the night before, desperately tries to convince John to leave the Cleary estate. John, who is becoming genuinely infatuated with Claire, manipulates Jeremy into staying by invoking their 'crasher rules' and appealing to their friendship.

Analyze That

by Peter Tolan, Harold Ramis, Kenneth Lonergan

A powerful mob boss seeks urgent psychiatric help from a reluctant therapist after suffering from sudden impotence and emotional outbursts. The scene explores the clash between the gangster's hyper-masculine world and the vulnerability required for therapy, as the doctor tries to maintain professional boundaries while being intimidated.

Wild Wild West

by S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman

Two mismatched secret agents find themselves physically stuck together by magnetic collars after a botched escape attempt. As they struggle to untangle themselves from a series of increasingly humiliating positions, their clashing personalities lead to a heated and hilarious argument about their survival tactics.

As You Like It

by William Shakespeare

Rosalind, disguised as the youth Ganymede, attempts to convince Orlando that love is a treatable mental illness. She proposes a complex game where Orlando must woo 'him' as if he were his beloved Rosalind, claiming this role-play will eventually cure his heartache.

Airplane!

by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker

Dr. Rumack attempts to motivate a dejected Striker by recounting a melodramatic and nonsensical story about a fallen soldier named George Zipp. The scene parodies classic inspirational sports and war movie tropes to give Striker the confidence to land the plane.