A comedic, lighthearted, vaudevillian Friend 1 & Friend 2's duologue from "IT’S VAUDEVILLE!" by Mike Swift. Genre: comedy.
FRIEND 1: So, I went to the doctor yesterday.
FRIEND 2: Oh, really? What for?
FRIEND 1: Well, I told him, “Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a sharp pain in my eye.”
FRIEND 2: And what did he say?
FRIEND 1: He said, “Try taking the spoon out of the cup.”
FRIEND 2: (Laughs) That’s a good one!
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