TED
...Anyway, school ended a few days later and that July her father got transferred to Florida.
TED
It took me half the summer to pay off all those bets.
from There's Something About Mary
Written by Ed Decter, John J. Strauss, Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly

Ted recounts a traumatic memory of his high school crush to his psychiatrist, only for the session to take an absurd turn. While Ted is opening up about a panic attack, the psychiatrist becomes fixated on a bizarre non-sequitur regarding rest areas before abruptly ending the session.
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TED
...Anyway, school ended a few days later and that July her father got transferred to Florida.
TED
It took me half the summer to pay off all those bets.
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