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Comedy-Drama
Comedy

The Champére Pitch

from Emily in Paris

Written by Darren Star

Emily in Paris

After a mortifying realization regarding her host's son, Emily is interrogated by the family matriarch, Louise. The conversation shifts from an awkward discussion about sexual prowess to a desperate business pitch to save the family's surplus champagne through a controversial marketing strategy.

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LOUISE

I need you to be honest with me.

LOUISE

You and my son--

EMILY

I had no idea he was so young!

EMILY

Camille told me she wanted me to

EMILY

meet her brother, and he was such

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Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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About This Scene

This scene features Emily, an American marketing executive, in a high-stakes, comedic yet dramatic encounter with Louise, a French matriarch. After a truly awkward conversation about Emily's brief entanglement with Louise's son, Emily seizes an unexpected opportunity to pitch a bold marketing strategy. The dynamic rapidly shifts from personal mortification to a sharp, high-pressure business negotiation, making it a compelling exploration of quick thinking under duress.

Character Analysis

Emily is the quintessential "Ingenue" and "Young Professional" in this scene, characterized by her initial naivety and frantic attempts to recover from a social blunder, quickly transitioning into a resourceful and ambitious marketer. Louise embodies the "Matriarch" and "Upper Class" archetypes, initially appearing formidable and traditional, but also revealing a shrewd business sense and a willingness to consider unconventional ideas for the sake of her family's legacy. Both characters display wit and intelligence, albeit through different cultural lenses.

Why This Works for Auditions

This duologue is excellent for auditions as it provides a strong comedic through-line with underlying dramatic tension, allowing actors to showcase a broad range simultaneously. The rapid shifts in emotional tone, from embarrassment and defensiveness to professional assertiveness and strategic thinking, offer robust material for demonstrating versatility. Its contemporary setting and clear objectives for both characters also make it highly relatable and engaging for casting directors.

Best Suited For

This scene is ideally suited for female actors aged 25-35 who can confidently portray both comedic timing and sharp professional acumen. It's particularly effective for actors comfortable balancing high-stakes emotional reactions with quick-witted dialogue and a fast pace. The scene's requirements for strong character intention and clear shifts make it a great choice for actors aiming for roles that demand intelligence, adaptability, and charm.

Performance Tips

For Emily, lean into the initial discomfort and try to externalize her internal struggle to course-correct, but pivot sharply to her professional confidence once the pitch begins. For Louise, portray her initial sternness and cultural pride, gradually allowing a sense of curiosity and even grudging admiration for Emily's audacity to show through. Pay close attention to the rhythm of the lines and the comedic beats, ensuring that the awkwardness feels genuine and the subsequent business discussion is sharp and driven by distinct objectives.

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