Darren Star

Emily receives a call from her boyfriend Doug, who reveals he is not coming to visit her in Paris as planned. The conversation quickly shifts from a travel dispute to a permanent breakup as they realize their life goals and comfort zones are no longer compatible. Emily is forced to choose between her new life abroad and a relationship that requires her to stay small.

After a mortifying realization regarding her host's son, Emily is interrogated by the family matriarch, Louise. The conversation shifts from an awkward discussion about sexual prowess to a desperate business pitch to save the family's surplus champagne through a controversial marketing strategy.