The Precious Bodily Fluids Scene
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Written by Stanley Kubrick, Terry Southern, Peter George

General Ripper explains his paranoid conspiracy theories regarding 'precious bodily fluids' and communist infiltration to a terrified Group Captain Mandrake. As Mandrake desperately tries to reason with him to prevent a nuclear holocaust, Ripper reveals the full extent of his insanity and his belief that he is a savior of the human race.
RIPPER: A small price to pay for freedom, Mandrake. A necessary sacrifice to preserve our precious bodily fluids from communist infiltration.
MANDRAKE: Precious bodily fluids, sir? Are we still on that?
RIPPER: It’s all connected, Mandrake! The fluoridation of our water. The communist plot to sap ou
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