BAIRD
So I’m thinkin’, “What the hell! I’ve woken up in strange houses before but never without a broad next to me!”
EDDIE
Uh-huh.
BAIRD
These guys were pretty interesting, though. They’ve actually figured out the laws that dictate, well——everything, history, sociology, politics, morality. Everything. It's all in a book called “Kapital.”
EDDIE
That…

