CAPTAIN
Won't you play something for me?
ALICE
What am I to play?
CAPTAIN
Whatever suits you.
ALICE
You don't like my repertory.
CAPTAIN
Nor you mine.
A long-married couple trapped in a toxic relationship bicker over their failing health, financial ruin, and social isolation.
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CAPTAIN
Won't you play something for me?
ALICE
What am I to play?
CAPTAIN
Whatever suits you.
ALICE
You don't like my repertory.
CAPTAIN
Nor you mine.
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