TED
What the heck are you?!
EMMET
What the heck are you?!
TED
I’m a person.
EMMET
I’m a person. You on the other hand are a giant squishy beast.
TED
You’re a talking toy. This is considerably less cute than I have been led to believe.
from The Lego Movie
Written by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

Emmet meets his creator in the real world and tries to convince him that perfection is found in change and collaboration rather than control.
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TED
What the heck are you?!
EMMET
What the heck are you?!
TED
I’m a person.
EMMET
I’m a person. You on the other hand are a giant squishy beast.
TED
You’re a talking toy. This is considerably less cute than I have been led to believe.
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