LESLIE
Hey there, Education Czar a.k.a. “My Mom!”
MARLENE
In or out, Leslie. Doorway is creepy.
LESLIE
My mother is my hero. She’s been on the Pawnee School Board since 1989. She invented the motto of the Pawnee public schools: “Every Kid’s an Honors Student.” She came up with that when she eliminated the honors program.
LESLIE
So. You hear about the…

