IZZY
You're not the football player from West Point, that Salt?
SALT
The same, sir.
IZZY
I thought you had the Heisman sewed up 'til you hurt your knee.
SALT
You and my mother, Major... I was never that good. But thank you for saying so, sir.
IZZY
Don't call me sir. The only one who does that is the Colonel here. Everyone else calls me Izzy.