HAZEL
What’s with the “always?”
GUS
“Always” is their thing. They’ll “always” love each other and whatnot. Must have texted “always” to each other at least four million times this year.
HAZEL
You could be an axe murderer.
GUS
There is that possibility. Come on Hazel Grace... take a risk.
HAZEL
Oh my god. Oh. My. God. You’re kidding right? You just…

