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    Comedy-Drama

    Harry and Simon at the Taco Stand

    from True Lies

    Golden Globe

    Written by James Cameron

    True Lies

    2 min · 2 characters · Any gender · 35-45

    Simon, a sleazy car salesman, brags to Harry about his 'angle' for seducing bored housewives by pretending to be a man of danger and mystery.

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    SIMON

    Let's face it, Harry, the Vette gets 'em wet. But it's not enough. If you want to really close escrow, you gotta have an angle.

    HARRY

    And you've got one.

    SIMON

    It's killer. Look at me-- I'm not that much to look at. No really. I can be honest. But I got 'em lining up, and not just skanks, either.

    HARRY

    So what's your angle?

    SIMON

    Sorry. Trade…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

    5 sections
    About This Scene

    Set over lunch at an outdoor taco stand, this contemporary comedic duologue from the film True Lies, written by James Cameron, captures an exchange between two men sharing supposed trade secrets. Simon, an unscrupulous car salesman, confides his elaborate strategy for seducing married suburban women by fabricating an exciting alter ego full of danger and mystery. Harry plays the receptive confidant, nodding along and encouraging Simon's boastful confessions while maintaining an ironic interior posture.

    Character Analysis

    Simon is an unabashedly sleazy, self-absorbed hustler who mistakes predatory dishonesty for clever charm. Lacking conventional physical magnetism, he prides himself on psychological manipulation and views romance purely as a high-turnover sales transaction. Harry functions as the grounded straight man, feigning polite curiosity and male camaraderie while subtly interrogating Simon's tactics. While Simon commands the verbal space through energetic storytelling, Harry directs the dramatic irony through active listening and suppressed reaction.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This scene offers two distinct performance challenges within a compact two-minute framework. For actors reading Simon, the piece provides a vivid showcase for unearned confidence, rhythmic comedic timing, and bold character choices that avoid tipping into hollow caricature. For actors portraying Harry, the material tests subtext, deadpan timing, and the ability to hold clear status while playing the accommodating listener to a louder partner.

    Best Suited For

    Clocking in at roughly two minutes, this contemporary scene is well suited for actors in the 35-45 age range. It functions smoothly for agent showcases, self-tapes, and general classroom scene work, particularly for performers pursuing comedic, character actor, everyman, leading man, or anti-hero casting profiles.

    Performance Tips

    Keep the interaction grounded in casual, conversational realism rather than pushing for obvious laughs. Simon must genuinely believe his predatory philosophy is both brilliant and charitable, as total conviction makes his arrogance far more compelling and comical. The actor playing Harry should concentrate on the micro-shifts in expression, allowing the underlying deception and quiet judgment to register without breaking character in front of his companion.

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