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    Hiding in the Wardrobe

    from Inside No. 9

    Written by Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith

    Inside No. 9

    During a game of sardines at an engagement party, Rebecca hides in a wardrobe with a socially awkward IT colleague who makes an offensive joke.

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    IAN

    Oh, hello.

    REBECCA

    Hello!

    IAN

    That was quick.

    REBECCA

    Well obviously I know the house, so...

    IAN

    You have an...

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Taken from the BAFTA-winning television comedy-drama series Inside No. 9, written by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, this contemporary scene revolves around a game of sardines at an engagement party. Rebecca ducks into a bedroom wardrobe only to discover Ian, a socially awkward IT colleague, already wedged inside. Their cramped interaction quickly spirals into polite agony as small talk devolves into awkward social faux pas, capped by the sudden arrival of Rebecca's brother, Carl.

    Character Analysis

    Rebecca functions as a grounded Everyman or Girl Next Door archetype who is determined to keep up polite appearances despite extreme spatial discomfort. Ian is an eccentric Nerd and classic character role, speaking in pedantic workplace details and stumbling through inappropriate remarks out of sheer conversational clumsiness. Carl provides an abrupt shift in energy, entering the confined space with family familiarity that contrasts immediately with Ian's nervous formality.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This three-minute excerpt gives performers an exceptional opportunity to demonstrate micro-reactions, nuanced comedic timing, and generous scene work. Group scenes set within an enclosed environment demand active listening, forcing actors to communicate volumes through subtle eye shifts and forced pleasantries. For actors aged 25 to 35, it presents a dynamic balance between sharp comedic beats and believable contemporary naturalism.

    Best Suited For

    This scene is particularly well suited for an agent-showcase, self-tape, or general-practice work between actors wanting to display refined ensemble chemistry. It offers strong opportunities for character actors, comedic talent, and relatable lead types looking to showcase deadpan delivery. The material also works brilliantly for auditions calling for grounded, quirky, character-driven storytelling.

    Performance Tips

    Embrace the claustrophobia of the space by keeping your physical performance contained, letting the tension register in your posture and vocal tone. Give the awkward silences their full weight instead of rushing through to the next exchange, as the comedy lives in the discomfort of being trapped together. Keep your intentions sincere rather than playing for laughs, ensuring the social desperation remains honest and grounded.

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