CARMY
I got em, ma, I got em--
MIKEY
Oh shit, I’m in your way--
CARMY
Grab me the saltines?
MIKEY
Yep yep. Why you acting like a saltine, g?
CARMY
I’m not a saltine--

Carmy shares his vision for the family restaurant with Mikey, presenting him with a drawing and seeking his brother's approval and connection.
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CARMY
I got em, ma, I got em--
MIKEY
Oh shit, I’m in your way--
CARMY
Grab me the saltines?
MIKEY
Yep yep. Why you acting like a saltine, g?
CARMY
I’m not a saltine--
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