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    Jack Dines with Valentine: The Big Mac

    from Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Written by Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn

    Kingsman: The Secret Service

    A British spy posing as a billionaire dines with a tech mogul to discuss climate change, masking a deadly game of wits behind polite conversation.

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    VALENTINE

    Hey, man. Sorry I didn't feel the need to dress up.

    JACK

    Think nothing of it.

    VALENTINE

    I don't know how it is in England, but over here it's considered a little bit bourgeois.

    JACK

    I've always felt that over-dressed is preferable to under-dressed. When one is a guest, that is.

    VALENTINE

    Well, I gotta admit: I was intrigued to meet you.…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Adapted from the contemporary thriller Kingsman: The Secret Service, written by Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn, this scene captures a high-stakes dinner between two powerful figures. An undercover British agent posing as a wealthy aristocrat visits an eccentric tech mogul under the guise of funding an inactive climate change foundation. Beneath the veneer of hospitality, unusual dining choices, and polite pleasantries, both men engage in a subtle psychological interrogation where every exchange serves as a tactical move.

    Character Analysis

    Jack projects the polished composure of generational wealth, maintaining an unflappable facade while operating deep inside hostile territory. He must absorb sudden breaks in traditional decorum without losing his footing, demonstrating flawless poise under close scrutiny. Valentine is an unconventional titan who uses deliberate informality and casual eccentricity to disarm and evaluate his guest. Their interaction forms a sharp contrast between disciplined tradition and modern disruptor energy, with both characters masking predatory instincts behind a hospitable surface.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    The piece excels as an audition selection because it prioritizes subtext, status play, and quiet menace over overt aggression. Casting directors can immediately assess how effectively an actor navigates complex layers of deception while keeping the stakes palpably dangerous. The dialogue balances suspense with wry, sophisticated humor, offering performers an ideal vehicle to demonstrate sharp timing, watchful active listening, and clear character choices within a compact running time.

    Best Suited For

    This contemporary dialogue is well suited for actors in the 45-55 age range seeking dynamic material for self-tapes, agent showcases, or advanced scene study. It provides exceptional utility for performers submitting for Leading Man, Sophisticated, Intense, Authority Figure, or Villain casting types.

    Performance Tips

    Lean into the clear physical and vocal contrasts between formal stiffness and relaxed dominance. Avoid rushing the conversational beats, as the true tension of the scene lives in how each character measures the other during pauses and ordinary dining actions. Treat the eccentricities of the meal with absolute sincerity, allowing the unusual setting to amplify the underlying threat rather than defusing it into broad comedy.

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