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    Comedy-Drama

    John and Lori's Anniversary Dinner

    from Ted

    Written by Seth MacFarlane & Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild

    Ted

    2 min · 2 characters · Any gender · 25-35

    During their four-year anniversary dinner, Lori pressures John to finally make Ted move out so they can move forward with their adult lives.

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    LORI

    Whatever you say, baby.

    JOHN

    Hey, here’s to four more years, huh?

    LORI

    No, we didn’t.

    JOHN

    --But, I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the “no gift” rule.

    LORI

    There was no such rule.

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Set during an anniversary dinner at an intimate restaurant, this contemporary duologue from the comedy-drama film *Ted* highlights a pivotal moment of relationship reckoning. Written by Seth MacFarlane & Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild, the scene centers on a couple marking four years together through a revealing exchange of gifts. What begins as a lighthearted celebration quickly shifts into a confrontation about commitment, maturity, and the lingering domestic interference that threatens their shared future.

    Character Analysis

    John is an endearing Everyman trapped in prolonged adolescence, genuinely fond of his partner but terrified of true adult responsibility. He deflects serious milestones using humor, cheap rationalizations, and tangential excuses to cover his underlying commitment anxiety. Lori represents a grounded, ambitious partner who loves John deeply but is reaching the limit of her patience. She is supportive and generous, yet firmly determined to see tangible progress in both his career ambitions and their relationship.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece provides a clean, two-minute platform for two actors to display conversational realism alongside sharp comedic timing. The underlying conflict elevates the dialogue above simple romantic comedy banter, giving both performers clear objectives and identifiable emotional stakes. Because the tension stems from contrasting relationship expectations rather than outright hostility, it offers actors an opportunity to demonstrate subtlety, romantic chemistry, and subtext without needing melodramatic gestures.

    Best Suited For

    The scene is ideal for performers aged 25 to 35 seeking material for agent showcases, self-tape auditions, and classroom practice. It is particularly effective for actors targeting Leading Man, Leading Lady, Everyman, or Girl Next Door casting types who want to display dynamic comedic timing paired with authentic vulnerability.

    Performance Tips

    Performers should ground the dialogue in sincere emotional reality rather than chasing easy laughs. Lori must balance her mounting frustration with genuine warmth so the conversation feels motivated by love rather than resentment. John should play his evasions with absolute earnestness, allowing the character's immaturity to emerge from panic rather than indifference. Keep the rhythm buoyant, and use the physical handling of the gifts to underscore the unspoken disparity in the relationship.

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