LILY
Who says you have to know the King to be in a whole? I actually did have a real job once. When I was in high school, I worked as a candy striper.
JAKE
Sounds respectable.
LILY
Not the way I did it. I was loaded half the time. I don't know how you could change bedpans sober. I used to hang out with this guy, Glenn. He was an x-ray technician or…

