MR. RZYKRUSKI
Good morning children. I am Mr. Rzykruski. I will be your new science teacher. Apparently, Mr. Holcum had an incident.
EDGAR
He got hit by lightning.
MR. RZYKRUSKI
Well. That is bad. But he did not get hit by lightning. Lightning does not hit a person, the way one is hit by a baseball or a cabbage. Lightning is simply electricity. The…

