MRS. HARDWICKE-MOORE
Who is at the door, please?
MRS. WIRE
Me!
MRS. HARDWICKE-MOORE
Oh. . . . Mrs. Wire. Come in. I was just going to drop in your room to speak to you about something.
MRS. WIRE
Yeah? What about?
MRS. HARDWICKE-MOORE
Mrs. Wire, I’m sorry to say that I just don’t consider these cockroaches to be the most desirable kind of roommates—do…