JESSIE. I'm going to kill myself, Mama.
MAMA. Very funny. Very funny.
JESSIE. I am.
MAMA. You are not! Don't even say such a thing, Jessie.
JESSIE. How would you know if I didn't say it? You want it to be a surprise? You're lying there in your bed or maybe you're just brushing your teeth and you hear this . . . noise down the hall?