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    Not A Joke

    from Yellowjackets

    Written by Rich Monahan, Liz Phang

    Yellowjackets

    Misty and Shauna argue over the disposal of a body as Misty's unsettling expertise clashes with Shauna's guilt and desperation.

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    MISTY

    If it helps, you can just pretend that it’s your arty-farty lover. You seemed pretty quick to get stabby with him.

    MISTY

    That’s not a criticism.

    SHAUNA

    That was-- he attacked me, Misty.

    MISTY

    I was joshing you!

    SHAUNA

    Well, I don’t want to be joshed about it.

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    About This Scene

    Drawn from the Emmy-winning television drama *Yellowjackets*, written by Rich Monahan and Liz Phang, this dark contemporary duologue captures a sharp confrontation between two women bound by buried secrets. Misty and Shauna clash while dealing with the aftermath of violence, pitting Misty's unsettling practical expertise against Shauna's suffocating guilt. The two-minute scene balances macabre humor with raw desperation as old wounds and buried resentments flare up.

    Character Analysis

    Misty, a woman in her forties, is an eccentric character type whose cheerful pragmatism conceals a deeply unnerving capacity for calculation. Beneath her breezy teasing lies a profound need for validation and gratitude, making her unexpectedly vulnerable when criticized. Shauna, also in her forties, represents an intense leading lady dealing with mounting shock and self-loathing. She acts defensively, desperate to separate her identity from true criminality while privately crumbling under the weight of her actions.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece offers exceptional dynamic range, shifting seamlessly from twisted comedic friction to authentic psychological trauma. Casting directors get an immediate look at how well actors handle conflicting subtext, active listening, and rapid tonal pivots. Because both roles have distinct objectives and deep personal stakes, it stands out as an engaging two-person showcase where neither performer is sidelined.

    Best Suited For

    Actors in the 35 to 45 age range will find this material ideal for self-tapes, general practice, and industry agent showcases. It serves as a strong vehicle for character actors seeking quirky, sharp-edged material, as well as dramatic leads looking to demonstrate vulnerability under intense pressure.

    Performance Tips

    Ground the absurdity of the dialogue in absolute emotional truth so the dark comedy lands organically without tipping into caricature. Focus on the contrasting rhythms between Misty's casual, dismissive tone and Shauna's agitated, breathless defensiveness. Listen actively to every insult, letting the sting of each accusation build a palpable, suffocating tension that keeps the interaction charged until the final beat.

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