LAUREL
I got you a present.
HARDY
Eggs?
LAUREL
I went down to the kitchen to see if they could spare any. Cost me three shillings each.
HARDY
I’ll have one now if I may.
LAUREL
I’ll get you some more.

Stan visits a frail Ollie in his hotel room, where Ollie reveals he is retiring from performing due to his failing heart.
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LAUREL
I got you a present.
HARDY
Eggs?
LAUREL
I went down to the kitchen to see if they could spare any. Cost me three shillings each.
HARDY
I’ll have one now if I may.
LAUREL
I’ll get you some more.
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