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    Paul Asks Clive If He and Graham Are a Couple

    from Paul

    Written by Simon Pegg & Nick Frost

    Paul

    2 min · 3 characters · Any gender · 35-45

    An alien named Paul attempts to apologize for eating a bird before launching into a philosophical rant about human sexual neuroses.

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    GRAHAM

    What do you think?

    PAUL

    Ask me when I’ve finished it.

    GRAHAM

    You tired, Sausage?

    CLIVE

    Don’t call me Sausage in front of him.

    GRAHAM

    Sorry. Are you tired though?

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Written by Simon Pegg & Nick Frost, this comedic scene from the film Paul takes place inside a cramped RV at dusk. As Clive drives through exhaustion, his long-time friend Graham fusses over him with domestic care, using tender nicknames and fetching snacks. Their companion, an alien named Paul, observes their domestic shorthand with curiosity. After attempting an offbeat apology, Paul abruptly questions Clive about the nature of their relationship, following it with an unsolicited critique of human sexual neuroses and societal hang-ups.

    Character Analysis

    Clive is an uptight, tired everyman who is self-conscious about appearances and desperately trying to maintain focus on the road. Graham is an earnest, deeply caring companion whose affectionate doting creates natural, unintentional comedic friction. Paul acts as the ultimate outsider, possessing an easygoing swagger, complete lack of filter, and a remarkably modern perspective on intimacy that catches the humans off guard.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece offers exceptional opportunities for actors to showcase comedic rhythm, deadpan restraint, and ensemble responsiveness. The text balances multi-character back-and-forth dialogue with a strong, focused comedic speech for Paul. For the actor playing Paul, the speech serves as a sharp monologue-within-a-scene that demands conversational nonchalance rather than overplayed absurdity. Meanwhile, the roles of Clive and Graham provide wonderful material for actors looking to demonstrate warm camaraderie and grounded, dry reactions.

    Best Suited For

    The scene is ideal for comedic scene study classes, agent showcases, and self-tape auditions requiring contemporary humor. It is well matched for performers working within comic relief, nerd, everyman, and quirky outsider archetypes. While suited for performers in the thirty-five to forty-five age bracket, the scene adapts easily to any pairing of grounded comedic talents.

    Performance Tips

    Avoid playing the comedic premise too broadly, as the humor functions best when the characters take their immediate needs entirely seriously. Clive and Graham should lean into genuine, unhurried familiarity, allowing their comfortable routine to look effortlessly believable. The performer playing Paul should deliver his philosophical musings with complete casual confidence, treating controversial observations as obvious common sense rather than shocking revelations.

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