JANE
Come on...Even I'm not that hard on myself.
TOM
No, I really got this job on a fluke and wait till you hear where it ends up.
JANE
I was doing sports at the station. The newspaper ran this untrue story that I was leaving and they got all these tons of protest mail. So they made me anchor. So great -- right?
TOM
Except I'm no good at what I'm being a…