MARGOT
This is for surf board rash, but it should do the trick.
PERCY
I’m so embarrassed.
MARGOT
Don’t be. I went as a baby to a Halloween party. My crush was there. And as we were hooking up we both realized that I had gotten a diaper rash from my costume. I was 26.
PERCY
You didn’t wear underwear?
MARGOT
Diapers are underwear.

