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    Tarsia Gives Bob Advice About His Barbecue Grill

    from Escape at Dannemora

    Golden Globe

    Written by Brett Johnson & Michael Tolkin & Jerry Stahl

    Escape at Dannemora

    2 min · 2 characters · Any gender · 35-45

    Officer Tarsia pulls over Bob for losing a grill on the road, offering stern life advice before issuing a ticket for the dangerous oversight.

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    TARSIA

    That your grill?

    BOB

    I’m so sorry. You want to see my license and registration?

    TARSIA

    I sure do.

    Bob obliges

    You were coming up pretty quick here.

    BOB

    I’m late as shit. Sorry.

    TARSIA

    I don’t care. The language I mean.

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    Written by Brett Johnson & Michael Tolkin & Jerry Stahl for the contemporary drama series Escape at Dannemora, this sharp two-minute duologue captures an encounter between law enforcement and an anxious citizen. Officer Tarsia retrieves loose debris from a boxed barbecue grill scattered across the roadway just before Bob, the stressed driver who lost it, arrives in a panic. What begins as a routine traffic citation expands into a pointed discussion about personal accountability, domestic stress, and the potentially fatal consequences of carelessness.

    Character Analysis

    Tarsia represents a measured Authority Figure who views the situation through the lens of safety and civic responsibility. Rather than acting out of hostility, Tarsia remains calm, deliberate, and observant, using the encounter to impart stern yet practical life advice to a man whose priorities are dangerously misaligned. Bob is a classic Everyman or Working Class archetype, overwhelmed by domestic pressures, tight deadlines, and the fear of disappointing his spouse. His nervous energy and desperate apologies reveal a relatable figure whose reckless oversight stems from being stretched far too thin.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This scene offers actors a tight, naturalistic exchange packed with subtext and shifting power dynamics. The conflict avoids grand theatrical melodrama in favor of quiet tension, making it particularly effective for on-camera auditions where subtle reactions register strongly. Both roles have clear objectives, identifiable stakes, and moments to listen actively. For Bob, the challenge is presenting genuine domestic panic without lapsing into comedy, while Tarsia must project unforced authority without becoming an unfeeling caricature.

    Best Suited For

    This piece is best suited for actors in the 35-45 age range seeking grounded, contemporary dramatic material. It is an exceptional choice for self-tape submissions, agent showcases, or scene study classes focused on naturalistic pacing and behavioral subtext. Performers skilled in portraying working-class realism or authoritative, intense personas will find rich material to showcase their craft.

    Performance Tips

    Resist the temptation to play the status imbalance at an extreme pitch. Tarsia should embrace an unhurried, grounded rhythm, allowing the physical action of inspecting cargo and writing a citation to dictate the tempo of the conversation. Bob should channel anxiety through restless energy and rushed justifications, making it obvious that the fear of domestic fallout temporarily blinded him to real-world dangers. Keeping the interaction grounded in everyday reality will highlight the scene's emotional weight and underlying danger.

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