TARSIA
That your grill?
BOB
I’m so sorry. You want to see my license and registration?
TARSIA
I sure do.
Bob obliges
You were coming up pretty quick here.
BOB
I’m late as shit. Sorry.
TARSIA
I don’t care. The language I mean.
from Escape at Dannemora
Written by Brett Johnson & Michael Tolkin & Jerry Stahl

Officer Tarsia pulls over Bob for losing a grill on the road, offering stern life advice before issuing a ticket for the dangerous oversight.
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TARSIA
That your grill?
BOB
I’m so sorry. You want to see my license and registration?
TARSIA
I sure do.
Bob obliges
You were coming up pretty quick here.
BOB
I’m late as shit. Sorry.
TARSIA
I don’t care. The language I mean.
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