BERTIE
This is not a rehearsal, "Doctor" Logue.
LIONEL
Ah, the Star Chamber inquisition. I wondered when that would happen. And I'd promised Myrtle a new frock.
BERTIE
"Just call me Lionel"! Never did you call yourself 'Doctor'. We did that for you. No diploma, no training, no credentials. Just a great deal of nerve.
LIONEL
Want to hear my side of the…

