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    The Eulogy

    from Boris

    Written by Lowell Cunningham, Barry Fanaro, David Koepp, Ed Solomon

    Boris

    J and K are on their way to a funeral, with J trying to get K to express some emotion. K delivers a surprisingly dry eulogy, which J later teases him about, leading to a philosophical exchange about K's emotional detachment.

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    J: Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat. I think I just saw a tooth in that thing, or a claw, or a hoof. Thanks, Manny. That does not belong in a pita, it belongs in a casket.

    K: What would go good with this would be silence.

    J: See, here's the problem. You can't smell it because your nose already smells like that, but my nose doesn't.

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    This dynamic two-person scene, "The Eulogy," extracted from the film *Boris*, offers a uniquely comedic yet thought-provoking exchange between characters J and K. Set in a contemporary sci-fi buddy-cop world, the scene finds the duo en route to a funeral, with J persistently trying to elicit an emotional response from the stoic K. The ensuing eulogy, delivered with K's characteristic deadpan sincerity, triggers a humorous and slightly philosophical discussion about emotional detachment versus authentic human connection.

    Character Analysis

    J is the more expressive, perhaps slightly exasperated, partner, striving to connect with K on a human level, even when faced with K's emotional stoicism. He embodies an accessible relatability, pushing for sentiment and understanding, making him an ideal role for actors who can convey humor through reaction and persistence. K, on the other hand, is the quintessential detached, authority figure, whose dry delivery and lack of conventional emotion are the primary sources of comedy. Portraying K requires a strong sense of internal conviction and a subtle comedic timing that underpins his philosophical outlook on life and loss.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This scene is an excellent choice for auditions because it showcases strong comedic timing alongside a surprising depth. The contrasting energies between J and K provide a clear arc for both actors, allowing them to demonstrate range from lighthearted banter to more profound, albeit detached, reflection. Its contemporary setting and sci-fi genre context make it versatile, appealing to casting directors looking for actors who can handle genre material while grounding it in genuine character work. The "buddy-cop" dynamic is also a highly marketable and frequently cast archetype.

    Best Suited For

    This scene is particularly well-suited for male actors within the 35-45 age range. It's ideal for those looking to portray a Leading Man who can carry a comedic beat, or a Character Actor adept at dry wit and stoicism. It also works perfectly for actors specializing in Comic Relief who can play off a straight man, or those cast as an Authority Figure with an unexpected humorous edge. Its themes of emotional detachment and the struggle for connection also make it suitable for actors portraying Intense roles with an understated, internal focus.

    Performance Tips

    When approaching "The Eulogy," focus on the distinct power dynamic and comedic rhythm between J and K. For J, embrace the frustration and the desire to see emotion, letting your reactions fuel the humor. Discover the subtext in your relentless questioning and teasing, which comes from a place of caring. For K, the key is unwavering conviction in your logic and lack of sentiment; the humor arises from your absolute commitment to your perspective, even when it's socially unconventional. Both actors should pay close attention to the pacing, allowing the dry wit and the more overt comedic jabs to land effectively for maximum impact.

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