J: Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat. I think I just saw a tooth in that thing, or a claw, or a hoof. Thanks, Manny. That does not belong in a pita, it belongs in a casket.

J and K are on their way to a funeral, with J trying to get K to express some emotion. K delivers a surprisingly dry eulogy, which J later teases him about, leading to a philosophical exchange about K's emotional detachment.
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