SHANE PATTON
I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. I’ve seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs, and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around.
SHANE PATTON
I am a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin, tootin, shootin,…

