FRANK
So, this is your plan to cool things down? Sit in the yard and get drunk?
NICK
They say that the dining room is the least utilized part of the house. I think it’s the front lawn.
NICK
We put all this energy into it. Mowing. Watering. Fertilizing. Why? To impress people as they drive by. To make our neighbors jealous. Show them how successful we are… FR…