MADELINE
Can we talk about the SAT tutor?
ABIGAIL
Mom.
MADELINE
Honey, if you don’t get your boards up...
ABIGAIL
Y’know, Mom, the whole college thing, it’s kind of a racket. Especially liberal arts, people go off to study Homer for four years, they graduate with a ton of debt and no job prospects.
MADELINE
You are going to college, young lady.

