MERC
You know what my fantasy is?
BEVERLY
I’m going to guess either shoes or nuns.
MERC
My fantasy is I wake up tomorrow and I’ve got your show on my network.
BEVERLY
Well, that’s very flatter--
MERC
No no, I’m not just blowing smoke here. I love your show. Love it. Seriously. I want to have sex with your show. I’m telling you, an American version?…

