LADY M
Your father knew how much I hated this horrible animal. Leaving it to me was his little joke from beyond the grave.
EDDIE
Doesn’t mean you have to kill it.
LADY M
Yes it does, Eddie. Yes it fucking does.

Following the death of the family patriarch, Eddie attempts to comfort his mother, Lady M, as she grapples with a spiteful inheritance. They discuss the unexpected changes to the will and the cold reality of the man they both loved and feared.
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LADY M
Your father knew how much I hated this horrible animal. Leaving it to me was his little joke from beyond the grave.
EDDIE
Doesn’t mean you have to kill it.
LADY M
Yes it does, Eddie. Yes it fucking does.
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